Thursday, 10 May 2012
From the wall to the shoe: is art becoming portable?
Traditionally, ‘portable art’ refers to small examples of Prehistoric art that can be carried from place to place, usually in the form of engraved or painted bones and stones. Whilst this has certainly gone out of fashion, it would seem that a different form of portable art has taken its place. The art form of graphics is far from new as artists including Alan Fletcher (1931-2006) and arguably the Victorian William Morris have shown. What perhaps is new is the idea of transferring our art onto more transportable and conventional objects.
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
Pre-adult Angst
Having just come back from my last ever Easter
holidays of undergrad uni life (scarymary.com!) has potentially made me more
confused than ever. I really welcomed the 4-week break with open arms, as
essays etc had really drained me and I was quite literally in desperate need of
some home comforts…
2 weeks in and I was getting restless. Don’t
get me wrong, I love the fam and I really do think that now we’ve all matured a
little bit (or like to think that we have…) we really get along well. As much
as loved going back to being the child, getting fed and having my washing done,
I just feel that it’s getting harder and harder to do so. I think that I’m at a
bit of an awkward stage; I’m excited about moving on and doing my own thing and
yet I can’t help but cling onto being a child and getting family loving and
pampering!!
And here I wonder: at which point do I make the
actual break from child to adult? I used to think school à uni à adult. But now that so many of my friends are moving back in at home
full time sans graduate job, and the fact that I am still majorly financially
dependent on my darling parents makes me not so sure that’s the case anymore!
Then there’s the little things… One minute I
find myself in a bit of a train hoo-ha and end up missing a flight and just
thinking MUMMYYY (Father dearest I am
forever grateful for your moral support on the phone 10 minutes before that BIG
meeting!) Then the next minute I’m making serious plans about living in Zurich
and London next year all on my todd (all the family are abroad) and being
genuinely quite excited about going Ikea furniture shopping.
Is it socially acceptable to get excited about
buying a Billy Bookcase but still want your mum to wake you up with a cup of
tea, open the shutters (yes, the Swiss have Chalet style shutters…) and tell
you to rise and shine?! Aaaargh!!
Wednesday, 18 April 2012
Living in a Daydream
Having recently read a great article that
discussed all different forms of reality, it brought forward a little
developing thought in my mind: what reality are we living in? Can we still
actually distinguish between fact and fiction? This may sounds slightly odd and
I know that Google haven’t actually yet launched their ‘augmented reality
glasses’ but let me explain…
Take Facebook; the epitome of a ‘virtual’ Internet
reality. Although the idea behind it is a personalized profile to communicate
with ‘friends,’ this medium allows us to completely construct a (partially)
fictional persona. Don’t lie, some of your photos will be edited (and those
that aren’t, untagged!). I’m pretty sure that subconsciously we are fully aware
that the comments we post on each others walls will be seen by at least 25
others besides the originally intended, and so the pressure to appear witty/effortless/interesting
is on. You don’t agree? Come on, everyone knows if a comment really is only
intended for the other person’s eyes it does so in the form of a private inbox…
Then there’s the very obvious and ever-present
(constructed) reality show. Yes Big
Brother was brainless, but at least what we saw was actually occurring in
the Big Brother House! As much as I love the likes of Made in Chelsea I put money on the fact that although it’s marketed
to us as ‘reality’ the scenes are about as real as my dream last night, in
which I finally gave in to Ryan Goslings über persistent begging to go out with
me. Shows like the X Factor are no
doubt worse and are almost certainly more planned and scammed than anything
else!
These shows then provide the opportunity for
the rise of the notorious celebrity…in itself an immense facade of planned PR
stunts. We think we know Lady Gaga? What’s her real name? And does she really like meat/Kermit dresses or does
she know that by wearing them she’ll get press coverage? And you tell me that
the delightful Kim Kardashian’s wedding wasn’t a publicity manoeuvre…a
fictional fairytale.
Lastly, as much fun as it is to follow, fashion
sometimes seems to be one big fictional visual. Most people by now know that
pretty much all photographs that we’re presented with of models and celebrities
are photoshopped. But what probably most people don’t know is that an H&M
scandal was recently uncovered revealing their photo ‘models’ were in fact
computer generated bodies with facial images attached. Very real. And let’s not
even get started on cosmetic surgery…
In hindsight this article is probably very
cynical and I sound like I’m generally very displeased with culture. Far from
it! I love Made In Chelsea just as
much as the girl next door (if not shamefully more), I think that the H&M
models are super sexy and I obviously watch X
Factor. (although only at uni. With a big group of people) All in all I just
feel that it’s important that our impressionable and naïve juvenile generation
with our unquenching thirst for knowledge and culture, remain aware of the
broader picture! Even if our access to reality is based on fiction as Deborah Kests
says, as long as we’re aware of that it’s all chilled!
Saturday, 31 March 2012
Happy 200th Charlie D!
Most recent article in Impact...
Charles Dickens: father of some of the most iconic characters of English literature. This year marks the big two-double-zero for him, and, as part of our birthday celebrations for dearest Charles, we thought we’d provide you with a handy Blagger’s Guide on a few of his most celebrated quotations and how to neatly drop them into conversation…
Oliver Twist (1838)
“Please, sir, I want some more!” ? This is a perfect one for the typical dining hall scenario where the dear, kind hospitality staff simply haven’t put enough on your plate again.
“Don’t cry into your gruel; that’s very foolish”, basically translates to,
“Stop crying into your cheerios; it won’t solve the fact that you got with him”.
A Christmas Carol (1843)
“Bah, humbug!” ? Classically about Christmas, this can always be adopted to shoot down an opponent in an argument. Always.
“Darkness is cheap” can be adopted when justifying to visitors why the lights should be kept off. Those £2 saved could easily buy you a vodka lemonade.
“The night is waning fast, and it is precious time to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit!” ? To be used in dire taxi situations, just in case the driver isn’t grasping the fact that your nightclub ticket expires at 10.30!
A Tale of Two Cities (1859)
“It is a far, far better thing I do, that I have ever done…” ? When you’ve finally dragged yourself away from Fifa/Facebook/Topshop.com and have started your essay.
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness…” – University in a nutshell.
Great Expectations (1860)
“A young gentleman of great expectations!” ? Hopefully others will say this about you when you’ve finally submitted your KPMG application.
“Take another glass of wine, and … turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one’s nose” ? A good one for your next pre-lash…
Bleak House (1952)
“Fog everywhere.” ? Pretty much speaks for itself…
“It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.” ? A casual remark that could be adopted when your housemate has brought home a partner you don’t approve of.
And lastly, upon his death-bed, the great man himself is rumoured to have uttered: “Be natural my children. For the writer that is natural has fulfilled all the rules of art.” Make of that what you will.
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Wednesday, 14 March 2012
a pause for thought
I’m currently writing two essays AND trying my
very hardest to keep on top of current affairs, so that when I’m taking my well
deserved 4 hour gossip/coffee break in the Hallward Café, I can avidly discuss
who’s next to be hauled into Levenson or whether Germany will in fact ever
recruit a president who is more capable in his job than my 10 year old cousin
would be.
And it’s exactly in this mix of historical
essays and current affairs that things get interesting. Yes, I admit, I have
reached that stage of education where I actually find my subject interesting!
(To be honest, considering it’s costing me £3,290 a year, I may as well.) Let
me explain…
Presentation Work: The Profumo Affair: 1963
-
a British
political scandal, where John Profumo, Secretary of State for War had an affair
with Christine Keeler, the reputed mistress of an alleged Russian spy. He then
denied it in the House of Commons but later admitted to lying and resigned.
This was the first time that such a scandal was splattered all over the media
and where the traditional British ‘cover up and carry on’ was completely
abandoned…government and media conflict…
Essay 1: The Kinsey Reports
-
in the
60s, the American Alfred Kinsey released a couple of ‘sex surveys’ which showed
that ‘scandalous’ and ‘unimaginable’ things such as petting and homosexuality
were in fact very normal and common! HUGE tabloid coverage and intervention of
‘the establishment’…government and media conflict…
-
in 1968
the students of West Germany criticized their elders and the government,
accusing them of still having fascist tendencies and urging them (through
pretty radical methods) to confront this Nazi past and deal with the politics
of memory. There was obviously
huge media coverage, but whilst some papers supported the government, others
supported the students and some journalists and publishers were arrested…government
and media conflict…
Current Affairs: News of the World Scandal
-
no need to
elaborate here I feel, but yes, surprise surprise…government and media conflict…
George
Orwell once very nicely said: “Each generation imagines itself to be more
intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes
after it.”
Oh how Times have changed..?
(sorry)
Tuesday, 6 March 2012
The only fashion advice you'll ever need...
The other day I went to Sainsbury's across the road wearing my pyjamas. Now I know full well that in the wider world, socially this is just not ok. However, I'm in my last semester of university (yes, scary) and so I simply HAD to do it. Students can get away with wearing pretty much anything...'this old thing? Yeah, it was my Grandad's jumper..' and sometimes I do just love to spend the day in my pyjamas. Nonetheless, university has provided me (obviously amongst other things!) with me a few valuable dressing tips...
1) The sales are there because the shops want to get rid of their leftover stock. Face it, that leather corset with the edgy zip detail is there because it's gross and no-one wants it. Those £10 would be better spent on a cinema ticket/dinner out/ANYTHING else...
2) If you want comfort, embrace comfort. Just like when you're craving chocolate, surprise surprise, your body is telling you you need a pick-me-up, when you want comfy clothing, that is literally all that will suffice! Be it for a journey, a library session, a hang-over day or a mooch around town.
3) Leggings are only socially acceptable if you're a girl, are under 25, your derriere is covered and they're OPAQUE ie a THICK black material where we CANNOT see you under garments.
4)You'll be drawn to particular clothing styles probably because you feel comfortable in them and they suit you, so embrace that! Buy things because you like them and they make you feel good not because Kate Moss looked good in it. Then again, K-dog obviously has the exact same fashion style and taste as me...
5) If in doubt, wear black; it's smart, it's casual, it's smart-casual. Oh and it's slimming.
Sunday, 4 March 2012
I'm still here!
So I haven't blogged in a fair while, simply because the Third Year work load has got a bit ridiculous and I'm currently working on two essays... But fear not, once inspiration hits me I'll be right back in the game! x
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