TWO: Monet’s 1899 ‘The Water-Lily Pond’ painting - in
room 43 of the National Gallery in case you need
THREE: Bubblegum - especially Bubbalicious or Anglo
FOUR: Scrunchies - yes they may be ‘back in fashion’ but I
have been wearing mine continuously since 1996
for simplicity’s sake / to avoid spilt ends. And I
have endured the bullying.
FIVE: Podcasts - ideal for the Tube and there’s something
SEVEN: Sarcasm - when will sarcasm ever not be cool.